Someone is losing their trailer..
They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.
Because there is a lot of reposting to do.
One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.
The Mersenne Twister.
Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer
Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams
Wind chimes.
The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown
Either way, someone is losing a trailer.
Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.
Catch my drift
Twister
It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone
It is a no spin zone
Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy
Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.
Mother nature doing the twist!
Cracker Barrel.
('You wanna go for a spin ')
A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."
He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
They are dizzy
In a high pressure cell
There was a lot of reposting to do
If it spins anti-cyclonically
It checks the tornado watch.
Someone's losing their trailer
F5 tornadoes.
A roundhouse.
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.
Check mate"..
Because they are in bread.
On the end of monsters fingers.
It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.
You're dead to me.
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Damn near a whole set of teeth.
Pump kin.
Because they all live in Kansas.
Baryon my wayward son!
A jet propelled elephant!
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.