Tornado Jokes

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS?

It is a no spin zone

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What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What is a tornado?

Mother nature doing the twist!

What's the worst place to be during a tornado?

Cracker Barrel.

What did the tornado say to the car?

('You wanna go for a spin ')

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

Why do tornadoes move so erratically?

They are dizzy

Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?

In a high pressure cell

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

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How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

Which tornadoes are the most refreshing?

F5 tornadoes.

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