How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

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What did the tornado say to the car?

('You wanna go for a spin ')

What is empty and spins round and round?

A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.

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What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup

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What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common?

Someone is going to lose a trailer.