How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

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What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

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How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.