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Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

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Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

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What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.