Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

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Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

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Why was the calf afraid?

He was a cow-herd!

What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?

Your calves!