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Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

Calf Jokes More Calf Jokes

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.