What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!

Calf Jokes More Calf Jokes

Why was the calf afraid?

He was a cow-herd!

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf