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What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

Calf Jokes More Calf Jokes

What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?

Your calves!

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!