What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

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What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

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Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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What do reindeer have that other animals don't have?

Baby reindeer

What is something that mother giraffes have but no other animal has?

Baby giraffes.

Calf Jokes More Calf Jokes

Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf