What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

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Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

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Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

Because Noah was standing on the deck!

What is the worlds wettest animal?

The reindeer

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What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

Why was the calf afraid?

He was a cow-herd!