What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

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What has 50 legs but cant walk?

Half a centipede!

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

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How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

Where do you go to get a burger on the internet?

McDownloads!

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What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

Half calf

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

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What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

Because he couldn't keep his calves together!