What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

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What's 50 Cent's new name?

50 Drachma.

What has 50 legs but cant walk?

Half a centipede!

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How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

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What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

Half calf

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

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Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!