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What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

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What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

Half calf

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What did the calf say to the silo?

Is my fodder in there

Why was the calf afraid?

He was a cow-herd!