What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

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Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

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What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Where do you go to get a burger on the internet?

McDownloads!

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What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

Half calf

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Why was the calf afraid?

He was a cow-herd!

Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

Because he couldn't keep his calves together!