What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

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What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

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Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

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What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!