How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

Mourning wood

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

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Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

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What do you call a crazy person wearing pantaloons?

A pantalunatic.

How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.