What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

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How do ghosts get ghouls interested in them?

They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them.

What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.