What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost

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Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.