What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost

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Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro!

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What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert?

Dr Spook.

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.