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What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost

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How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"

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What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!