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What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost

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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"

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Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost