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What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost

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Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?

Ban-she ban-she!