How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

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Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

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Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

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Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

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How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

A road