How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

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What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

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What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

Roll playing im sry

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

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Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!