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How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

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How do i know you're not 1 of them?

Were you bit! What! Do you not know what a hurricane is

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

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What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.