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How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

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What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

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Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

How much do I trust reddit?

I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.

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What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

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What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

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What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

Nothing