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How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

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How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

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How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

He was kinda flakey

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How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

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Why isn't he responding to us?

I'm annoyed H I A N N O Y E D I M D A D

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!