H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!
Who is not buying this
He wanted their soles.
Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.
Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite
Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...
Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal
Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.
Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies
Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V
