How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

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Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

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Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

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What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

Why are statistics more believable with a larger sample size?

The Ns justify the means.

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How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty

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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies