How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

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Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Where do Sikhs buy clothes?

Turban Outfitters

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Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

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What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

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How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible