Nothing
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Because they don't like Nice people.
She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra
Because love means nothing to them.
They have bad mittens.