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Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

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Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's up with that horse?

Sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

Cos' sin tans

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why do Americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What do u call a bad jokester?

Matteo

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

Hubby Jokes More Hubby Jokes

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.