Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

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Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How was your history test?

Timmy: "Who the hell are you "

Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.

Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

Hubby Jokes More Hubby Jokes

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"