Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

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Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What did the drunk say when his boss enquired about his availability?

Yeah, I'm av**ale**able.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.