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Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

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Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Hubby Jokes More Hubby Jokes

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.