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Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

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Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the Mexican say when a development fell on him?

Yo get off me, homes!

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

Hubby Jokes More Hubby Jokes

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"