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Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

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Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Hubby Jokes More Hubby Jokes

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"