Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

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Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

Rep Tiles

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Why did u shoot your wife?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Hubby Jokes More Hubby Jokes

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.