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Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

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Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What do you call a Mexican detective?

Sherlock, homes

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist

Hubby Jokes More Hubby Jokes

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.