Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.

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Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

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Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

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Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.