What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

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Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

How do you perform mediation?

Meditation Uuuummmmmmm........

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao

What sound does a banambulance make?

Naner naner naner

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How high is it Doctor?

She wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

Why can't women ski?

There's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

Why was the snake soft?

He had reptile dysfunction.