Because otherwise they'd be lizards.
Ereptile disfunction
Re-tail.
He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
The Iguanodon
A reptile dysfunction
Reptile.
It weighed too much for its scales!
The Lizard of Oz!
He had him newt-ered.
A reptile dysfunction.
Mariguana.
A Salad-Mander!
He had ereptile dysfunction.
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
Miss.Steak
He waits at the next station
He had a lot of aspirations.
He ran out of patients.
An E-Reptile dysfunction
Ping pong.
Cashew
Because Han was flying so low.
Because they allow 1 free carrion
She wanted to buy an algae bra.
Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala