Because otherwise they'd be lizards.
Re-tail.
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
The Iguanodon
A reptile dysfunction
Reptile.
It weighed too much for its scales!
The Lizard of Oz!
He had him newt-ered.
A reptile dysfunction.
Mariguana.
A Salad-Mander!
He had ereptile dysfunction.
Reptiles!
He's never comfortable in his own scales.
It's scales!
He lost it back in the 'Nom War
Claude!
One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.
None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!
InterNEIN
He Reddit.
Vin Diesel!
A deep friar.
Nickelback
Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.