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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians?

No one.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why are basketball players so tall?

They're knee grows.

What did Thomas Jefferson grow?

Old.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's common between a lawyer and an eccentric billionaire with bad teeth?

Both have a very expensive retainer.

When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

Nascar Jokes More Nascar Jokes

What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

Nascar Driver Jokes More Nascar Driver Jokes

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.