Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

The both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

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How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

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What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

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Where does the red fern grow?

In Lindsey Lohan's crotch!

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

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How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

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Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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What do you call a Tungsten Holmium compound with a Doctorate?

Doctor WHo

What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor?

Lets get physical!

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What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

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What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.