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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me

What's the difference between mlk day and St. Patrick's Day?

Everyone WANTS to be Irish on st Patrick's day.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

What's the Priest favorite breakfast?

Kids.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

Nascar Jokes More Nascar Jokes

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

Nascar Driver Jokes More Nascar Driver Jokes

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.