Why do skeletons have so many kids?

Because all they can do is bone.

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

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Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.