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Why do skeletons have so many kids?

Because all they can do is bone.

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Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy

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What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts