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How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

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Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

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How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse.

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How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?

A Loco Motif

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What's brown, and ryhmes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre......

What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable?

Beets.

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What's big and brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.