What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?

A Durantula.

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What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

What do you call a Spider-Man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker