What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?

A Durantula.

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Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

What do particle physicists like to drink?

Pina colliders.

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What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

What did the audio visual cable say when it got 80% on its final?

HDMI

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What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.