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What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

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How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

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Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys

What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.