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What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little Asian kids

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

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Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

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Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

She thought it was Diet Coke.