What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

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How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

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What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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What do you call a fishermans newborn?

Fresh bait

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!

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What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

She thought it was Diet Coke.