March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

Previous Random Joke Next
Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What stresses fish out the most?

Current events.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

Sweet Jokes More Sweet Jokes

Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys

What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.