What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

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How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

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Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

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Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

She thought it was Diet Coke.

What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.