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What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

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Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!