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What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

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What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!