Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)
None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
They ain't private ears.
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!
Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.
Because he has a LED-TV.
Because he was in a wheelchair.
I don't know but it would slow him down.
A coffin break.
Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."
