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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

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What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

Who doesn't want to be a millionaire?

Well, certainly not a billionaire.

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How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

How do you make an internet addict wait?

I'll tell you later.

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Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

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Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...

What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)