Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

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Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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How can you tell if someone went to the gym?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo

What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

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What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)