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Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

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Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

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When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.