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Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in Spanish?

Baana

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What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

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How do astronauts say they're sorry?

They apollo-gize.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.