Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

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Where can you find tetraplegics?

Where you left them.

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

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Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam