Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

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Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

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What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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How do astronauts say they're sorry?

They apollo-gize.

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.