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Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law?

One's wanted.

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

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Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize