Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

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What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

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What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.

How does the astronaut cut his hair?

Eclipse