When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

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Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

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Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

U.K.