When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

Scream) APPLE!!!

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How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

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What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.