When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

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What is brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

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What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

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What's green, white, and orange and only appears once a year?

Irish pride

How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living?

By appearing in television spooktaculars.