Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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Why they never refuel in Fast and Furious?

Vin Diesel

Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.