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Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

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Porsche Jokes More Porsche Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

Refuel Jokes More Refuel Jokes

Why they never refuel in Fast and Furious?

Vin Diesel

Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.