Porsche Jokes

What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

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What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

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Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common?

Their last hit was the wall

Police Car Jokes More Police Car Jokes

What did the police car say to the muscle car?

Torque

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.