Porsche-tchesire sauce
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
New product, same design.
Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.
I dont have a Porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)
She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
He was going through a midlife ISIS
At a ghastly station.
Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.
She's Got The Jack
AN APPLE!**
Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
Darn!
To get to the other bribe
Because it was a double-crosser
Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on
When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.
Five after one.
Elephant
Because he was de-composing.
Och noo, me troosers!
She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.
DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME
The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Sir" from a distance.