Porsche Jokes

What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

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What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

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What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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Because it keeps the Doctor away!

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake