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What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is the national bird of Italy?

The fly.

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

Big Fan Jokes More Big Fan Jokes

What did a propeller say to Howard Hughes?

I'm a big fan.

What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga?

I'm a really big fan.

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.