What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

Why did the spider buy a car?

So he could take it out for a spin!

Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the vertebrate say to the invertebrate?

Always thought you was a bit spineless.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance?

A Fairodactyl

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

Big Fan Jokes More Big Fan Jokes

What did a propeller say to Howard Hughes?

I'm a big fan.

What did the wind turbine say to Al Gore?

I'm a big fan.

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.