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What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

What did the tornado say to the car?

('You wanna go for a spin ')

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is long, brown and covered in flies?

The welfare line.

Where do flying pigs land?

The airpork!

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.

Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

Big Fan Jokes More Big Fan Jokes

What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.

Why did the UK's BBFC ban facesitting?

They're big fans of teabagging.

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.