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What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

How did Dairy Queen wind up pregnant?

Burger King didn't wrap his Whopper

Big Fan Jokes More Big Fan Jokes

What did a propeller say to Howard Hughes?

I'm a big fan.

What did the windmill say to the windmill engineer?

I'm a big fan of your work

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.