What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN.. ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Big Fan Jokes More Big Fan Jokes

What did a propeller say to Howard Hughes?

I'm a big fan.

Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein