How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?

You get very lumpy ice cream!

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Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

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Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.