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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?

You get very lumpy ice cream!

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How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

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Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.