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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?

You get very lumpy ice cream!

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How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

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Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

What is even bigger than an elephant?

A giant!

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What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.