How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?

You get very lumpy ice cream!

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

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How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way".... (there's no effin' way)

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?

You get very lumpy ice cream!

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho