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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?

You get very lumpy ice cream!

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How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

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What's grey and goes round and round?

An elephant in a washing machine!

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

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What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!