Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

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How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

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Who's there! Brendan! Brendan who?

Brendan an ear to what I have to say!

What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.

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Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

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What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.