Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

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What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

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What do you call a group of ears?

A heard

What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

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Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other