Because the stalks are all ears.
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
There's no punchline for this joke.
At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!
Anything you want, He can't hear you!
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Because their stalks are always growing.
Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!
It didn't matter, they were all ears
It goes in one ear and out the other