How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

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What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

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What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

What is an Ewoks favorite hotel accommodation?

An Endor Pool!