How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

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What is an Ewoks favorite hotel accommodation?

An Endor Pool!

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.