Wookie Jokes

Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

Why did Fred Durst sleep with Princess Leia?

He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!

What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)