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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

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Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

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What drives the hype train?

The hyper drive.

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!