What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

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You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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Velrow

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How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

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They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

What drives the hype train?

The hyper drive.

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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!