What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!