What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

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My donation check to Feed the Children!

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He was a Wise Potato Chip.

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Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

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Attempted Crepe

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The steaks are just too high.

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Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

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He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!

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The hyper drive.

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!