What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

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What drives the hype train?

The hyper drive.

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millennium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!