What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

Just check for fresh prince

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What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

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Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

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What drives the hype train?

The hyper drive.

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millennium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!