March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Previous Random Joke Next
Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!

What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Wookie Jokes More Wookie Jokes

How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

Hyper Drive Jokes More Hyper Drive Jokes

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

What drives the hype train?

The hyper drive.

Wookie Mistake Jokes More Wookie Mistake Jokes

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!