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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

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How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

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What drives the hype train?

The hyper drive.

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!