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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

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What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

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Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

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What drives the hype train?

The hyper drive.

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!