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What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

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What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What's the definition of a Wookiee?

Someone who doesn't have any expewience

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

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What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

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Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!