What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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Twitter only allows 160 characters

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You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

Is unwise, apparently.

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

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What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

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He was invited to thunday math.

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Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

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So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

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What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!