What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

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How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"

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Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

The Pope!

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Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

Roast Chicken Jokes More Roast Chicken Jokes

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

Time Bomb Jokes More Time Bomb Jokes

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.