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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between an orange?

One of them doesn't.

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Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.

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The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

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Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28

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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

Time Bomb Jokes More Time Bomb Jokes

What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!