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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How cool is that?

We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!

Where do you see yourself in 2020?

I DON'T KNOW I DON'T HAVE 4 YEAR VISION!!!!!!!!!!

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What did the blond girl say when she saw the car?

That's the lost one right there.

How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

How does Alfred call Batman for dinner?

Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner Batman!

Roast Chicken Jokes More Roast Chicken Jokes

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

Time Bomb Jokes More Time Bomb Jokes

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.