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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

What's the opposite of funny?

Jay Leno

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

What's for dinner Dad?

Is it any good?

Roast Chicken Jokes More Roast Chicken Jokes

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

Time Bomb Jokes More Time Bomb Jokes

What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!