What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

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What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

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Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

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What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!