What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.