What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning.

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What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.

What would make Batman really salty?

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What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey

What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.