What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

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What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

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Where does Batman go to get a haircut?

Batman-do

How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner