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What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

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What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...