What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

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Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

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Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook