Dinner Jokes

What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

Dinner Jokes

What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the plate say to the fork?

Who is Superman's brother?

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

How do you say dinner in Spanish?

What's for dinner Dad?

What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

What do waiters want most after dinner?

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

Love

How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

What should I buy for dinner?

What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner?

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

What do you give an octomom for Mother's Day?

What is 168?

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Your Age Is Only Math

How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

What did the Italian man with dementia have for dinner?

What did you have for breakfast?

What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How does Alfred call Batman for dinner?

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

What does a blonde make best for dinner?

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

What does Asian Matthew McConaughey want for dinner?

What do rodents do after dinner?

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

What strange joke What does a white woman make for dinner?

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Where're you going?

Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

What is white and disturbes your dinner?

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

What do you want for dinner?

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

What do you call an empty town after dinner?

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Why didn't the Native Americans go out to dinner?

Who's there! Bert! Bert who?

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

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