Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

Because he was baroque.

Baroque Jokes More Baroque Jokes

Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

Baroque