Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

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How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

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Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

She doesn't, she's dead

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.