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Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

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How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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What's a tree's favourite composer called?

Bach

Who's there! Bach! Bach who?

Bach to work!

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What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

Baroque

What sound does a Baroque chicken make?

Bach Bach Bach Bach