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Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

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What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

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What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.