Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

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What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps.

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What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.