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Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

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Claude

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

Why can't DJs play pool?

They always scratch.

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What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

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Who's there! Bach! Bach who?

Bach to work!

What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.