Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

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What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

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Rustle

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Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

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I'll be Bach.