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Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism:,P

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

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What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

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What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.