What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

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Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

Compose Jokes More Compose Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

Wayward Son Jokes More Wayward Son Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!