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What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

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Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Compose Jokes More Compose Jokes

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

Wayward Son Jokes More Wayward Son Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!