What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

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Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

Compose Jokes More Compose Jokes

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

Wayward Son Jokes More Wayward Son Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!