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What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

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What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

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What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son