Compose Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

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Duke Jokes More Duke Jokes

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

Where do you put the Duke?

In the duke box!

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...

Debate Jokes More Debate Jokes

How do you catch defish?

With debate.

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach.