Compose Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

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Opponent Jokes More Opponent Jokes

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

Bach Bach Jokes More Bach Bach Jokes

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

Bach bach bach time to return to

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

Handel Jokes More Handel Jokes

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel!..... I am so sorry

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.