Compose Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

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Handel Jokes More Handel Jokes

Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?

Because it was baroquen.

How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel!..... I am so sorry

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

Bach Bach Jokes More Bach Bach Jokes

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

Bach bach bach time to return to

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Chicken Favorite Composer Jokes More Chicken Favorite Composer Jokes

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

Bach bach bach time to return to

Who is a chicken's favorite composer?

Bach

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

Because he was baroque.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

What do all battered women have in common?

In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.

Haydn Jokes More Haydn Jokes

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

Duke Jokes More Duke Jokes

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.