Compose Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

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Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*

Music Composer Jokes More Music Composer Jokes

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Sea Lion Jokes More Sea Lion Jokes

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An electron

Who is a Sea Lion's favorite composer?

Orff Orff Orff Orff!

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to all Vertibird pilots?

They Fallout

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

Chopin Jokes More Chopin Jokes

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.