Compose Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov?

"Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names!! "

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Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.

What do you call a shark with no friends?

A lone shark

Debate Jokes More Debate Jokes

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument.

Haydn Jokes More Haydn Jokes

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

Chicken Favorite Composer Jokes More Chicken Favorite Composer Jokes

Who is a chicken's favorite composer?

Bach

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

Bach bach bach time to return to

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How did you prepare for today?

Red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

How does Moses prepare his coffee?

Hebrews it.