What's Mozart doing?

Decomposing.

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What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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What is mozart doing nowadays?

Decomposing

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose