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What's Mozart doing?

Decomposing.

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What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

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What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.