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What's Mozart doing?

Decomposing.

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What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

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What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.