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What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

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Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

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What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...