What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

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What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

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What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.