What's Mozart doing?

Decomposing.

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What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

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What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.