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What's Mozart doing?

Decomposing.

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Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

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What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie?

Decompose yourself.

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing