What's Mozart doing?

Decomposing.

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What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

What was Mozart's first movement?

His bowels.

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What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing