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What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

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What's Snoop Dogg's favorite time of day?

Tree O'clock!

Which day is the most agreeable?

Yesterday

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What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

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What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie?

Decompose yourself.