What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

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Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

What's Mozart doing?

Decomposing.