What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

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How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

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What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach

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What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.