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What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

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What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

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What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing