What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

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What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Ka-ta-na-na!

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose