Where did the salami go on holiday?

Costa Deli-Sol

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What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday?

Cruising on a clipper.

Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

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Who go to get his salami?

The Dalek-atessan of course.:D

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!