What is the most said band name during the holidays?

U2

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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Nativities.

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.