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Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

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Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

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Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono