The pro bono ones
A law-suit
Sue-per Man
Court is adjourned
Law suits!
Absolutely nothing.
Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
He shreds.
You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.
Civil War
The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.
The Spanish Inquisition.
Because deep down they're really nice people.
It depends how hard you throw them.
That was a brief case.
Because they have a claus in their contract.
With a firm handshake.
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.
Both have a very expensive retainer.
He got him diss barred.
Because deep down they're all actually good people.
God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
Cos they're always pro-Bono
Because he said he was pro Bono.
We're both lawyers.
About three pounds, including the urn.
Bill and Sue
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
Senator.
Who cares!
They lie still.
He wanted someone who understood and case.
Lawsuits.
It's because they are ually obligated to do so.
New Jersey got to choose first
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
Because they both "practice" their professions.
A lawyer.
Depends on how many cops planted it there
Depends on how thick you slice 'em.
Professional courtesy.
You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.
Billable vowels.
They both look good hanging from a tree
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
The rooster clucks defiance.
Some adults like lawyers.
Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.
A Doberman.
A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.
Personality.
Sue
Because deep down they're good people.
Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.
Barbers.
We are both lawyers.
And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "
He had a lot of aspirations.
Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.
New Jersey had first choice.
Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.
5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.
New Jersey picked first.
Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."
Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "
Other lawyers look interested.
Never enough.
We are both a lawyer.
When his lips are shut.
Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
You cry when you cut up an onion.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
Secretary: My lawyer.
An attornity.
When he has sufficient grounds
Nobody will look for them.
A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.
Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.
None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.
The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.
Cut the rope.
OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee
About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!
An unconvicted felon.
Because deep down they're good people
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
Your Honor.
About 3 pounds, including the urn.
He was charged with battery.
Your honor.
The ambulance slammed on its brakes.
Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **
To keep their foreskins from creeping up.
A lawyer
Shirley you can't be Sirius.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.
When they start to like spankings
The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.
One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.
They insist that the fit could be better.
Noble rocks
He was trying to save Krypton
Everyone knows you're a master baiter!
To get to the other side
An oxymoron.
Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..
Stop talking in secret code.
