The pro bono ones
A law-suit
Sue-per Man
Court is adjourned
Law suits!
Absolutely nothing.
Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
He shreds.
Civil War
The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.
Because deep down they're really nice people.
It depends how hard you throw them.
That was a brief case.
Because they have a claus in their contract.
With a firm handshake.
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.
Both have a very expensive retainer.
He got him diss barred.
Because deep down they're all actually good people.
God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
Cos they're always pro-Bono
Because he said he was pro Bono.
We're both lawyers.
About three pounds, including the urn.
Bill and Sue
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
Senator.
Who cares!
They lie still.
Lawsuits.
New Jersey got to choose first
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
Because they both "practice" their professions.
A lawyer.
Depends on how thick you slice 'em.
Professional courtesy.
Billable vowels.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Some adults like lawyers.
Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.
A Doberman.
A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.
Personality.
Sue
Because deep down they're good people.
Barbers.
We are both lawyers.
New Jersey had first choice.
Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.
5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.
New Jersey picked first.
Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."
Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "
Other lawyers look interested.
Never enough.
We are both a lawyer.
When his lips are shut.
You cry when you cut up an onion.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
An attornity.
When he has sufficient grounds
Nobody will look for them.
A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.
Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.
None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.
The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.
OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee
About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!
Because deep down they're good people
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
About 3 pounds, including the urn.
He was charged with battery.
Your honor.
The ambulance slammed on its brakes.
You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline.
A lawyer
A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)
Hell was full.
Briefcase
He wanted a law-suit
They like rock.
Any kind of moosic you like!
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
They will tell you.
A pitcher filled with margaritas!
Fill the tank
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
They couldn't find a table.
Gotta go fast!
It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!
A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays
Pikachu, that's all he can say.
Because Chernobyl fallout
It wears an aqua-fur.
Noble rocks
