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Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".