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Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.