Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

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How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

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Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

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What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.