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Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

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What's black and looks good on a lawyer?

An unconvicted felon.

Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars?

Why do you want 10 dollars

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."