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Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

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What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.