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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

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How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

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What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

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Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan