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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

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What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

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Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan