Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

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What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

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Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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Just say neaux.

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Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

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Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan