Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

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Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

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Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan