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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

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How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

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Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan