Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.