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Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.