Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

What did Ryu say when he was taking a dump?

IMMM-DUKEN!'

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

Why did the girl reject iron oxide?

Because it was FeO

What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?