Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl?

DATERADE

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!